HHHi HHHashers:
See my calendar at www.brownbearsw.com/freecal/hashcal and my web site at HHHinChicago.com
Visitors and new hashers (virgins), we start
meeting at the listed times and start hashing a half hour later. Time for a quick beer.
Anyone want off this list,
email Horn-E at H3HornEH3@aol.com and it will be done.  

New hashers or visitors, because of the virus and lock down, many hashes are back yards or parks. Outside. Be prepared for the current weather.  We occasionally charge up to $10 for hash cash, and/or BYOB. Hash Cash money usually goes entirely to beer, but might include costs for food. HARES: Please get your locations updated ASAP but at least a week to 10 days in advance so we can publish them. Helps attendance.
Hashing has always been open to anyone. Hares: If you can't invite all hashers to "your" hash, perhaps you should postpone "your" hash to when you can. Simply put, if you can't invite all, don't invite any. These are "our" hashes and should be open to all at all times. If you don't know how to make thi
s work, ask us.  

Thu, Dec 1, 2022. 7:00pm, The Thirstday Hash, #963, Meat Inside Her and Berts Special Friend will hare from The Ogden at 1659 W. Ogden. $? Hash Cash ThirstdayH3.com
Sat. Dec 3, 2022, 2:00pm, The Big Dog Hash. #218,
Magnetic Muff and Stuffin Muffin will hare from Pleasant Point Park at 6801 W Imlay. $6 Hash Cash
Sun. Dec 4, 2022, 2:00pm, The Chicago Hash. #2393 Sleepy Num Nums will hare from McGee's at 950 W. Webster. Hash Cash $10 ChicagoHash.com
XTue, Dec 6, 2022, 6:30pm, The 4X2H4 Hash,
Lower Wackoff will lay trail from Senior Citizen Park at 2228 N. Oakley. $2 Hash Cash
Wed, Dec 7, 2022, 7:00pm, The Chicago Full Moon Hash. #416.
Horn-E will hare from either Kelly's or McGee's at about 950 W. Webster. Trying to coordinate with Soul Taco's birthday Party in McGee's later that night. Last minute decision will depend on the weather. Either way, it will be a short hash and a short circle so we can all join the birthday festivities and Karaoke. $5 Hash Cash

Thu, Dec 8. 2022. 7:00pm, The Thirstday Hash, #964, SnatchSquatch will hare from The Sedgwick Stop at 1612 N. Sedgwick $? Hash Cash ThirstdayH3.com
Fri, Dec 9, 2022, 6:30(?) The Chicago Hash #2394, Anthrax Hash Prelub. Lifa will hare from Duffy's at 410 W. Diversey. Details at ChicagoHash.com  
Sat, Dec 10, 2022, 1:00pm The Chicago Hash #2395, Anthrax Hash, Multiple Trails from The Lincoln Park Conservatory, 2391 N Stockton Dr. A to B, Shag Wagon provided. Important Details at ChicagoHash.com  

Sun, Dec 11, 2022, NOON The Chicago Hash #2396, Anthrax Hangover Hash. North Bangher Alley and La Shartisie will hare from Roscoe's at 3356 N. Halsted. Details at ChicagoHash.com  
Thu, Dec 15. 2022. 7:00pm, The Thirstday Hash, #965, ????? will hare from ????? $? Hash Cash ThirstdayH3.com
Sat. Dec 17, 2022, 1:00pm, The Bushman Hash. #218, Horn-E will hare from Caldwell Woods at Milwaukee & Devon, NorthEast corner. An alcohol free zone, (tickets if caught drinking.) but we will find Beer where it is legal. $5 Hash Cash. HHHinChicago.com
The Tale of the Trail

Thu, Nov 24, 2022. The Thirstday Hash, #963, ...He's Still Limping setup an Orphans hash from her place at 826 W. Sunnyside. And a flock or Toms and Jennys gathered and tried to mate or just mix and turn a little turkey time into hash time or whole turkey time. Much beer was consumed and the flock turned into a real gaggle of Turkeys, the more beer they drank. 
Sat, Nov 26, 2022, The First Crack of the Moon Hash. #301, Meat Inside Her and Berts Special Friend hared from The Double and the hounds gathered. Two is plural so we were a pack of two. At the first Check. Lower Wackoff came on the trail right away while Horn-E was off on a False. And then Horn-E went the wrong way on a Split. Now he is way back. But he finally gets on trail and runs on. Meanwhile Lower Wackoff thinks he should go back and mark some splits and the Check for Horn-E. They passed each other in the dark. Somehow. Shit happens. So, now Horn-E is in front and trying desperately to catch Lower Wackoff. He only occasionally marks a Split in case someone might have showed up late. But does wonder why none of the Splits are marked. Lower Wackoff usually tries to mark Splits and Checks. Meanwhile Lower Wackoff is struggling on the Splits and Checks and after solving them he goes back to sweep them for Horn-E. Never thinks that an occasional Split is marked. Reminds me of an old hash tale. Two bimbos turn up for a hash. Bimbo A says to Bimbo B, 'What should I do with my keys.' Bimbo B says, 'Put them in my car."' Then Bimbo B says, 'Now what do I do with my keys.' Bimbo A says, 'Put them in my car.' They got named Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb. Well, that was the two hounds on this trail. Horn-E not sweeping much because he is trying to hard to catch Lower Wackoff. Lower Wackoff sweeping everything for Horn-E not putting together occasional swept marks meaning Horn-E was ahead of him. All in all, we both agreed that the hares did a nice job and the trail was pretty OK. Whoa, I almost said good. We returned to the Double and Meat Inside Her went down the block for a pizza for the hounds. Good time. On Out.
Sun. Nov 27, 2022, The Chicago H
ash. #2392 Back Door Bizzle laid trail from the Peace Park along Lake Shore Drive at Buena. Another great pack. Five hounds and again, no Harriets. We took off to the south along Lake Shore Drive. Garmin was streaking ahead. SnatchSquatch and Bottom Wrangler were not to far behind and then Lower Wackoff. Way behind was that old fart Horn-E. At Irving Park the trail went west. Two blocks later was the last I saw of the front three. Trail went south and then back east and south along LSD. Now I'm really running slow today so I short cut early. Damn, they didn't come back my way. So I head over to LSD and there is a Check and trail marked to go under LSD. That meant south in the park. So, why go over to the park. Just go south. Meanwhile Lower Wackoff is sweeping trail for me. Damn. We finally converged where there was another tunnel under LSD. Even SnatchSquatch said when he arrived at the check by the Harbor Shit House, I'm heading inland, trail or no trail. But Lower Wackoff goes back to mark the trail for me. Making me feel guilty for short cutting. Damn. Anyway, I told him I'm out of it today and just go on. Don't worry about marking for me today. And we run inland and up the back alley behind Halsted and finally back to Halsted and that was the last I saw of LW. I've had it and I'm heading on in. I knew where the trail went on in, because I saw the hare finishing up on trail. Meanwhile LW goes on West again and finally back again before heading north and ON IN. The  pack was whole and we held a short circle. And then it was on out. I got offered a ride from the hare and I took it. Thanks Back Door Bizzle. On Out.
Swing Low and


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