HHHi HHHashers:
See my calendar at www.brownbearsw.com/freecal/hashcal and my web site at HHHinChicago.com
Visitors and new hashers (virgins), we start meeting at the listed times and start hashing a half hour later. Time for a quick beer. Anyone want off this list, email Horn-E at H3HornEH3 and it will be done. 

I can't be held responsible for last minute changes. If you see something you might like to do, always verify at their web site for last minute changes or confirm with the hare

Do we want a Leap Year Hash, Sat Feb 29, 2020. There are many games we could play with that theme. 
Leap year and hashing join up for something special. ???? Contact Horn-E
For women, February 29th can also be a very successful day, as once every four years on the 29th February they have the “right” to propose to a man.
Queen Margaret of Scotland enacted a law under which women were allowed to propose marriage to men on Leap Day. If a man refused, he could be required to pay the woman twelve pairs of gloves, a silk gown, money or hash beer. I swear it's true. Think about SnatchSquatch's summer running of the bulls. Only not bulls chasing Spaniards, but bimbos chasing wankers. A Sadie Hawkins sort of game. Could be Sat. Night or even Sat afternoon. If you have any ideas, contact Horn-E.

Thu. Feb 20, 2020, 7:00pm, The Thirstday Hash.
Cockholm Syndrome will hare from the J & M Tap at the SE corner of Leavitt and Augusta. An old hash favorite bar.
Cockholm Syndrome will set a trail from ????? Cockholm Syndrome will lay trail out of J & M Tap at Leavitt and AugustaCHash Cash $10. ThirstdayH3.comThirstdayH3.com

Fri, Feb 21, 2020. 7:00pm, The First Crack of the Moon Hash.
SnatchSquatch will hare out of Nightwawk at 4744 N. Kimbal, across the street from the Kimbal Brown Line Terminal stop. This will be an A to B trail with grub served at the finish. Not our normal date, but more like a last crack of the moon. But it is Friday and a good warm up for the Chicago Hash Ball on Saturday. $8 Hash cash

Mon, Tue, or Wed, Feb 24, 25, or 26, The First Crack of the Moon Hash. Needs a hare,Mon, Tue, or Wed, Feb 24, 25, or 26, The First Crack of the Moon Hash. Needs a hare,Sat Feb 22, 2020, 6:00pm to 10:00pm, The Chicago Hash Ball. SatSatSat, Feb 23, 2020 The Chicago Hash Ball. Normally I don't mention "no hash" events (must be actually a hash) but this one looks good for the bucks, in the Alarmist Brewing and Tap Room at 4055 W. Peterson, accessible by the Peterson bus to get there, but not running after the BALL. Instead go a block east to Pulaski and it runs every 20 minutes southbound and gets you into the CTA system. Also can get you to the BALL. Theme, vintage circus. You clowns should have no trouble dressing for that. $35 for unlimited beer and cider and some grub. Celebrate Silent But Deadly's ascension to Grand Mattress and numerous useless awards. Sun Feb 23, 2020, 2:00pm. The Chicago Hash. Roofie Ragu and Silent But Deadly (? Yeah, sure we don't know) will hare from the Barrel at 2015 S. Damen. Will we finally get a chance to circle inside this bar?  $10 Hash Cash. ChicagoHash.com

Wed, Feb 26, Whiskey Wednesday Hash, needs a hare

Thu. Feb 27, 2020, 7:00pm, The Thirstday Hash. Hooch B4 Cooch, Damen Tavern, 701 N. Damen, bright colors hash.

Do we want a Leap Year Hash, Sat Feb 29, 2020. There are many games we could play with that theme. 
Leap year and hashing join up for something special. ???? Contact Horn-E
For women, February 29th can also be a very successful day, as once every four years on the 29th February they have the “right” to propose to a man.
Queen Margaret of Scotland enacted a law under which women were allowed to propose marriage to men on Leap Day. If a man refused, he could be required to pay the woman twelve pairs of gloves, a silk gown, money or hash beer. I swear it's true. Think about SnatchSquatch's summer running of the bulls. Only not bulls chasing Spaniards, but bimbos chasing wankers. A Sadie Hawkins sort of game. Could be Sat. Night or even Sat afternoon. If you have any ideas, contact Horn-E.
Horn-E, Grateful Dick, Son Of Spam, The Cock Whisperer, Rusty Grundel, False Advertising, Berts Special Friend, Meat Inside Her, Cums On All Bases Garmin, Ice Princess, Its Too Soft, Mommys Little Accident, Gay Dancer, Just Gus and his wife. A good time to name Just Gus.
Sun Mar 1, 2020, 2:00pm. The Chicago Hash. Feather and Silent but Deadly (?) will hare from  ?????  $10 Hash Cash. ChicagoHash.com
hu. Feb 27, 2020, 7:00pm, The Thirstday Hash. rn-E, Grateful Dick, Son Of Spam, The Cock Whisperer, Rusty Grundel, False Advertising, Berts Special Friend, Meat Inside Her, Cums On All Bases Garmin, Ice Princess. Just added, Its Too Soft and Mommys Little AccidentThu, Feb 13, 2020, 7:00pm, The Thirstday Hash.ThirstdayTH will set  Hash Cash $10. ThirstdayH3.com
Tale of the Trail

Thu. Feb 13, 2020, The Thirstday Hash was set out of Miskas by Soul Taco, The Dark Kunt and Silent But Deadly for four hounds. Unfortunately five showed up, Horn-E. And late as usual. So I took off a few minutes after the pack. At the first block there was some sort of decision point, marked off but indicating east. I went east and after a block there was a Triple Split, unmarked. I chose right and was right. A half block later thee was a Split with straight ahead marked out and the other direction to the right, wrong, and down a long alley. So went any chance of catching the pack at the upcoming park. Anyhow, after running a long block in the wrong direction I went south to the next corner and headed back east for another long block. And there was the arrow I should have been on if that Split was marked correctly. So I  enter this block square park following trail and miss the mark pointing east in the middle of the park. Actually the only mark I had a problem with that the Silent Dark Taco's laid. So, exiting the park at the south end I checked the SW corner. Nothing. Then worked my way around counterclockwise until I found their Check. Not marked, I headed east for a long block. Nothing. Returning I found trail to the south and east and west until trail came to a six corner intersection at Diversey and another Check. I picked Clybourn and was wrong. Checking the time I decided that there was no way I would catch anyone in the pack so I guessed on a possible Beer Stop and headed there. Wrong choice. I went back to the bar and there were the hares, bundled up and cuddled up and staying warm in the bar. The pack soon came in and the beer stop headed to the alley behind the bar for a quick shot and back into the warmth of the bar. Hey, ladies, it wasn't that cold. Circle was called and a 30 rack of PBR was bought and a laid back circle was held and then everyone gathered around a table and drank on into the night.

Sat, Feb 15, 2020.. The Bushman Hash campout weekend. Horn-E, Son Of Spam and Berts Special Friend hared this trail through great woods, a few water crossings and tunnels and few injuries. We only had one injury while laying trail. How would you like a sharp stick in the eye. I didn't like it either. About at thick as a toothpick. I was stopped and trying to remove a dead branch so no one behind would get hit by the falling branch. It was solid however so I turned my head and right into this tiny branch. Just missed the pupil but got the eyelid. "Spam. Spam, come here. I need help." But it looked okay. Just a little red, and I had a red eye even through Sunday. Eleven hounds,
Grateful Dick, False Advertising, Meat Inside Her, Cums On All Bases, Garmin, Ice Princess, Its Too Soft, Mommys Little Accident, Gay Dancer, Hooch B4 Cooch, and Just Gus took off on trail that lasted about 60 to 70 minutes in a winter wonderland. All right, they also had to endure crossing frozen streams and not so frozen streams, as Gratefull Dick demonstrated with legs wet to the knees. Ice Princess didn't believe it was icy under the first tunnel. Apparently he kissed the ice for disbelieving. Just Gus managed to come in first followed by Mommys Little Accident and Gay Dancer. Ice Princess came in DFL. Well, someone had to and Horn-E was a hare. Hooch B4 Cooch was MIA, missing in action and didn't make the finish. Berts Special Friend toasted our two bimbos, Meat Inside Her and Cums On All Bases. Her highlight of the weekend. And everyone got at least one down down, especially the hares. Back at the bunkhouse we got into snacks and warming up dinner, then ate unlimited amounts of food and beer. After dinner games were held as we all sat around in Onezies and PJs. Finally False Advertising and Son Of Spam laid a night trail. Yes, we ran again. This time it was Horn-E, Grateful Dick, Berts Special Friend, Meat Inside Her, Cums On All Bases, Garmin, Its Too Soft, Mommys Little Accident, Gay Dancer, and Just Gus.
>>>>>I'd like to tell you about
this trail, but I never finished. No, I did not have another accident. but as we were going down this road in the campground, suddenly I was almost hit with a falling body. Cums On All Bases looked like she was sliding into home so she could cum on all bases. Slipped on ice
and a full belly flop right next to me. I pulled her up and she looked okay. So I pointed out the direction of trail, but she started to walk sideways. I grabbed her and took another look. This time the blood was coming out from under her hat and I called it for her. Good thing. I just talked to her and she still didn't know what happened to her, except that she remembers me calling it and grabbing her and starting back to the bunk house. Back at the house I grabbed some paper towels as I went by and took her to the bathroom. I took off her hat and she got a good shock as she looked in the mirror. There was about a two inch wide stream of blood from hairline to lip line. Bleeding had stopped but there was a lot of cleanup. Finally I took her to the party room and looked for some ice for the developing swelling. No ice, but I found a bag of frozen onion rings. Yes, you can laugh, but I used it. Finally Meat Inside Her, a nurse by profession, took over. I found some antiseptic cream in my shower kit and False Advertising found some bandaging material and then we got brilliant. Forget the onion rings. We found a plastic bag, filled it with snow and used that. Basically she remembers none of this and only knows what I am telling her. By morning she was gone. Drove home. We were worried and were planning on driving her home. But, beyond pain, she felt fine. She saw a doctor and got X Rayed for her sore shoulder, negative. She tells me that the swelling is still there and spreading and her eye is partially swollen shut. She looks like a raccoon. But she hopes to make it out to a hash this weekend.<<<<<
Meanwhile we partied into the night playing games. Just Robbie introduced a game on his cell, like charades, that had us going for a while. Other games were played and we were all in jammies and onesies. I finally went to bed and woke up next to Soul Taco. Now that is a lovely sight to wake up to. Love those bunk beds. See Sandy S., not everyone is terrified of being with me in a bunk house. In the morning we had scrambled eggs and baked bacon by Son Of Spam and then he laid another trail with Just Gus. After we were standing around a warm fire for circle in the warm sun, and in T-Shirts with the warmth of the sun beating down on us. Then we named Just Gus. It was close with Frozen Cum Scouts and Cum Scouts cuming in right after Moulin Couge. Spelling might be wrong. No, it is wrong. Whoever named him. lets get a correct spelling. Shortly after we headed out. Good time.

rn-E, Grateful Dick, Son Of Spam, False Advertising, Berts Special Friend, Meat Inside Her, Cums On All Bases Garmin, Ice Princess. Just added, Its Too Soft and Mommys Little Accidentrn-E, Grateful Dick, Son Of Spam, False Advertising, Berts Special Friend, Meat Inside Her, Cums On All Bases Garmin, Ice Princess. Just added, Its Too Soft and Mommys Little Accide                                         Sun Feb 16, 2020, The Chicago Hash. Ice Princess and Le Shartiste hared from Parrots. I got there just after they left and I was told they went west. Yes, they did. About 20 feet and then they went south on Halsted. Meanwhile, they also told me there would be a beer stop at Oz Park. Since I found no marks west, I headed south looking for the beer stop and then I could follow it backwards. Not. They were already there and they had a little trouble finding trail into the park and the hares were late, or so I heard. Apparently the trail was mostly straight there. Hey, its is hash not a race. Anyway we were soon off on a mostly straight course right back to the bar. Sandy Syphillis played at being an R. A, Silent But Deadly fetched beer and One Fuck Chuck shouted over the R. A, constantly as he played beer wench, But we got through it and then everyone hung around the bar until the beer ran out and then some, especially Just Brad, bought more beer and continued drinking.


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