HHHi HHHashers
Check calendar at https://www.brownbearsw.com/freecal/HashCal and my site at HHHinChicago.com.
This week's hashes:
Visitors and new hashers (virgins), we start meeting at the listed
times and start hashing a half hour later. Time for a quick beer.
This Week: Just highlighting what I know at this time. Luckily I managed to find out something for TH3.
Thu, Nov 15, 2018, 7:00pm, The Thirstday Hash, Still
no update of their web site, but the hare, W Jew 40 told me that it
would be at an old favorite hash bar, Dannys Tap room. The hares are W
Jew 40 and two others. $10 Hash Cash ThirstdayH3.comChicagoHash.com
Sat Nov 17. 2018, 2:00pm, The Bushman Hash. Horn-E
will hare from Cumberland and Irving Park starting from the brick bus
shelter on the northwest corner. Park on Cumberland. Taking bus, take
the Irving Park bus to the end of the line. Bring a book. It will be
cold so dress accordingly. ladies,
remember, thhis is the men's hash. But you are welcome if you have the
balls to run with us. If not, I will supply a pair of golf balls in a
sock for you to wear. You will also get a special bandanna for playing
our game. $5 Hash Cash, HHHinChicago.com
Wed, Thu or Fri, Nov 21 or 22 or 23, 2018, 7:00pm, The First Crack of the Moon Hash, Maybe someone, maybe, somewhere.MayMaybe someone, maybe, somewhere.Maybe someone maybe somewhere Maybe someone, maybe, somewhere. $5 Hash Cash HHHinChicago.com
Thu, Nov 22, 2018, 7:00pm, The Thirstday Hash, Maybe someone, maybe, somewhere. $10 Hash Cash ThirstdayH3.comChicagoHash.com
Sat, Nov 24, 2018, 11:00am, the Rag Time Hash, Ritilin Cum Bubble and Antique Load Show, I think, probably their house. Details to follow. aybe someone, maybe, somewhere.
Maybe someone maybe somewhereSun. Nov 25, 2018, 2:00PM, The Chicago Hash, Kahl Drunko The Turd and Pearl Vision are haring somewhere, maybe, Hash Cash $10. ChicagoHash.com
Wed, Nov 28, 2018, 7:00pm The Whiskey Wednesday Hash. Maybe someone, maybe somewhere, $0 Hash Cash Maybe someone maybe somewherewhiskeywednesdayhash.org
Thu, Nov 29, 2018, 7:00pm, The Thirstday Hash, Maybe someone, maybe, somewhere. $10 Hash Cash ThirstdayH3.comChicagoHash.com
Thu, Nov 8, 2018, 7:00pm, The Thirstday Hash, Maybe someone, maybe, somewhere. $10 Hash Cash ThirstdayH3.comChicagoHash.com
Thu, Nov 8, 2018, 7:00pm, The Thirstday Hash, Maybe someone, maybe, somewhere. $10 Hash Cash ThirstdayH3.comChicagoHash.com
If there is a Second City Hash somewhere, I'm not aware of it.
Last Week
On
Thu I found out at the last minute that Ritilin Cum Bubble would be
setting a trail from Park & Field for TH3. We only had 7 hounds on a
nice night for running. The high, no low light was a check under the
606 trail. We went everywhere looking for marks and found almost
nothing. Only two marks heading north in an alley. I finally retraced
some steps to check out an alley to the west. Nothing. As I turned
around and headed back I suddenly found a mark, potentially pointing
straight up a hill to 606. WTF. Well, I charged/crawled up and there
was the next mark and a third and we were off and running. Unfortunately
Lifa, False Advertising and Complimentary Nuts were now missing. From
here it was an easy trail on 606 and off again and just barely on where
we found the Beer and Lifa. False Advertising eventually gave up and
returned to the bar. We were able to get Complimentary Nuts on a phone
and gave him directions and finally, all was good. Then it took me 4.5
hours to get home.
Fri, brought us a First Crack Of The Moon Hash with Lower
Wackoff laying trail from Yackos. There were only three hounds, Horn-E,
Meat Inside Her and Berts Special Friend and it was bloody cold with a
strong wind and miserable wind chills for three hounds who weren't
acclimated to the cold yet. Maybe we are now. We had a short run in a
few streets before heading into the Forest Preserve and a nasty Check in
a parking lot. But in the woods, the wind was down and it wasn't to
bad. It took about 20 minutes to find that trail and just a few minutes
later we were at another Check on a bridge. Two Falses later and Berts
Special Friend found trail and Horn-E managed to slip ahead and find the
beer, Boo Bee and Bingo. We held a quick circle and headed back to
Yackos where we had $2 drafts and ordered a pizza. Good time, But still
damn cold.
On Sat, there was a Big Dog Hash, set by Hooch
B4 Cooch from the Irish Nobelman for an A to B trail at Noon. I set out
early enough to get there about 20 minutes early. Then the CTA bus went
by early as I approached the bus stop. So I opted for plan B, about the
same timing but over to the Red Line. Bad move. When I got to the
platform, I found out that the southbound train would not stop there and
I had to go all the way to Howard. WTF. So, north I went. At Howard, as
the train pulled into the station, I saw a south bound train waiting on
the other platform. So I ran over the bridge to catch the train
followed by about 75 to 100 pissed off customers. As I ran down the
steps, the SON OF A BITCH pulled out and left us all standing there. Now
we were really pissed. Now I will definitely be late, but I can only
hope that someone marks the trail and I can eventually make the beer
stop. Finally at Chicago Ave. I get there at 1:25. Could I possibly get
there during circle. Nope. When the bus arrives after about 1:35 it is
jammed packed like worse then rush hour. We drive on and suddenly we are
on a detour as the Chicago Ave Bridge is out. And everyone goes the
same way and the traffic is worst then rush hour in a snow storm. I
finally arrive at the bar and, unbelievably they are just holding
circle, one hour late. And there were only three hounds, now four with
me.
So we take off
and are relatively together until a Triple Split after about a mile
later. When I got there, no one seemed to be On. I eventually followed
The King Of Bedbugs and wasn't On. Then suddenly On. Then there was a
Split. And it was marked with sticks to go right. A long block later and
a long block back and I found trail to the left. Thanks. Now I'm
hopelessly behind, but the trail, although mostly unswept, was mostly
predicatble. Finally after a Check on Armitage, I found trail and
suddenly found a Split, marked to go straight. I went a block straight,
three times and never saw the next mark. So, ranging and generally
giving up I stumbled on marks and then at the next Check I lost it and
quit. I got to the beer Stop just after they left and they head over to
Soul Tacos House. We quickly held a circle inside with a few others, non
runners. And then a big party broke out with more and more hashers
turning up. I knew nothing of this, but apparently three hash couples
are breeding and this was a party for them.
Sun was the Chicago Hashes regular day and after three hashes with 7,
then 3, then 4 hounds, I didn't know what to expect. But it was
Veteran's Day and a lot of hashers would have the next day off. And it
would be centrally located at Parrots. I Eat Dick was the hare. Wow,
fourteen hounds. The trail wasn't to long and we had a slight bit of
trail through Lincoln Park and eventually over to a Check at Sheffield.
Duh, Menstraul Casserole lives a few blocks to the south. So I led a
small contingent of five hounds through the alley and we were soon at
the beer stop. And the hare provided us with some good Goose Island and
Revolution beers. Back at the bar, Hooch B4 Cooch took over the circle
and we had one damn good and long circle. After that we slowly dispersed
when the beer budget ended.
On On
Horn-E