HHHi HHHashers

Check calendar at 
https://www.brownbearsw.com/freecal/HashCal and my site at HHHinChicago.com.
This week's hashes: Visitors and new hashers (virgins), we start meeting at the listed times and start hashing a half hour later. Time for a quick beer.
This Week: Just highlighting what I know at this time. Luckily I managed to find out something for TH3.

Thu, Nov 15, 2018, 7:00pm, The Thirstday Hash, Still no update of their web site, but the hare, W Jew 40 told me that it would be at an old favorite hash bar, Dannys Tap room. The hares are W Jew 40 and two others. $10 Hash Cash ThirstdayH3.comChicagoHash.com

Sat Nov 17. 2018, 2:00pm, The Bushman Hash. Horn-E will hare from Cumberland and Irving Park starting from the brick bus shelter on the northwest corner. Park on Cumberland. Taking bus, take the Irving Park bus to the end of the line. Bring a book. It will be cold so dress accordingly. ladies, remember, thhis is the men's hash. But you are welcome if you have the balls to run with us. If not, I will supply a pair of golf balls in a sock for you to wear. You will also get a special bandanna for playing our game. $5 Hash Cash, HHHinChicago.com

Wed, Thu or Fri, Nov 21 or 22 or 23, 2018, 7:00pm, The First Crack of the Moon Hash,
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Thu, Nov 22, 2018, 7:00pm, The Thirstday Hash, Maybe someone, maybe, somewhere. $10 Hash Cash ThirstdayH3.comChicagoHash.com
Sat, Nov 24, 2018, 11:00am, the Rag Time Hash, Ritilin Cum Bubble and Antique Load Show, I think, probably their house. Details to follow.
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Maybe someone maybe somewhereSun. Nov 25, 2018, 2:00PM, The Chicago Hash, Kahl Drunko The Turd and Pearl Vision are haring somewhere, maybe, Hash Cash $10. ChicagoHash.com
Wed, Nov 28, 2018, 7:00pm The Whiskey Wednesday Hash. Maybe someone, maybe somewhere, $0 Hash Cash
Maybe someone maybe somewherewhiskeywednesdayhash.org
Thu, Nov 29, 2018, 7:00pm, The Thirstday Hash,
Maybe someone, maybe, somewhere. $10 Hash Cash ThirstdayH3.com

Thu, Nov 8, 2018, 7:00pm, The Thirstday Hash, Maybe someone, maybe, somewhere. $10 Hash Cash ThirstdayH3.comChicagoHash.com Thu, Nov 8, 2018, 7:00pm, The Thirstday Hash, Maybe someone, maybe, somewhere. $10 Hash Cash ThirstdayH3.comChicagoHash.com If there is a Second City Hash somewhere, I'm not aware of it.

Last Week

On Thu I found out at the last minute that Ritilin Cum Bubble would be setting a trail from Park & Field for TH3. We only had 7 hounds on a nice night for running. The high, no low light was a check under the 606 trail. We went everywhere looking for marks and found almost nothing. Only two marks heading north in an alley. I finally retraced some steps to check out an alley to the west. Nothing. As I turned around and headed back I suddenly found a mark, potentially pointing straight up a hill to 606. WTF.  Well, I charged/crawled up and there was the next mark and a third and we were off and running. Unfortunately Lifa, False Advertising and Complimentary Nuts were now missing. From here it was an easy trail on 606 and off again and just barely on where we found the Beer and Lifa. False Advertising eventually gave up and returned to the bar. We were able to get Complimentary Nuts on a phone and gave him directions and finally, all was good. Then it took me 4.5 hours to get home.

Fri, brought us a First Crack Of The Moon Hash with Lower Wackoff laying trail from Yackos. There were only three hounds, Horn-E, Meat Inside Her and Berts Special Friend and it was bloody cold with a strong wind and miserable wind chills for three hounds who weren't acclimated to the cold yet. Maybe we are now. We had a short run in a few streets before heading into the Forest Preserve and a nasty Check in a parking lot. But in the woods, the wind was down and it wasn't to bad. It took about 20 minutes to find that trail and just a few minutes later we were at another Check on a bridge. Two Falses later and Berts Special Friend found trail and Horn-E managed to slip ahead and find the beer, Boo Bee and Bingo. We held a quick circle and headed back to Yackos where we had $2 drafts and ordered a pizza. Good time, But still damn cold.

On Sat, there was a Big Dog Hash,
set by
Hooch B4 Cooch from the Irish Nobelman for an A to B trail at Noon. I set out early enough to get there about 20 minutes early. Then the CTA bus went by early as I approached the bus stop. So I opted for plan B, about the same timing but over to the Red Line. Bad move. When I got to the platform, I found out that the southbound train would not stop there and I had to go all the way to Howard. WTF. So, north I went. At Howard, as the train pulled into the station, I saw a south bound train waiting on the other platform. So I ran over the bridge to catch the train followed by about 75 to 100 pissed off customers. As I ran down the steps, the SON OF A BITCH pulled out and left us all standing there. Now we were really pissed. Now I will definitely be late, but I can only hope that someone marks the trail and I can eventually make the beer stop. Finally at Chicago Ave. I get there at 1:25. Could I possibly get there during circle. Nope. When the bus arrives after about 1:35 it is jammed packed like worse then rush hour. We drive on and suddenly we are on a detour as the Chicago Ave Bridge is out. And everyone goes the same way and the traffic is worst then rush hour in a snow storm. I finally arrive at the bar and, unbelievably they are just holding circle, one hour late. And there were only three hounds, now four with me.
So we take off and are relatively together until a Triple Split after about a mile later. When I got there, no one seemed to be On. I eventually followed The King Of Bedbugs and wasn't On. Then suddenly On. Then there was a Split. And it was marked with sticks to go right. A long block later and a long block back and I found trail to the left. Thanks. Now I'm hopelessly behind, but the trail, although mostly unswept, was mostly predicatble. Finally after a Check on Armitage, I found trail and suddenly found a Split, marked to go straight. I went a block straight, three times and never saw the next mark. So, ranging and generally giving up I stumbled on marks and then at the next Check I lost it and quit. I got to the beer Stop just after they left and they head over to Soul Tacos House. We quickly held a circle inside with a few others, non runners. And then a big party broke out with more and more hashers turning up. I knew nothing of this, but apparently three hash couples are breeding and this was a party for them.

Sun was the Chicago Hashes regular day and after three hashes with 7, then 3, then 4 hounds, I didn't know what to expect. But it was Veteran's Day and a lot of hashers would have the next day off. And it would be centrally located at Parrots. I Eat Dick was the hare. Wow, fourteen hounds. The trail wasn't to long and we had a slight bit of trail through Lincoln Park and eventually over to a Check at Sheffield. Duh, Menstraul Casserole lives a few blocks to the south. So I led a small contingent of five hounds through the alley and we were soon at the beer stop. And the hare provided us with some good Goose Island and Revolution beers. Back at the bar, Hooch B4 Cooch took over the circle and we had one damn good and long circle. After that we slowly dispersed when the beer budget ended.

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