See my calendar at www.brownbearsw.com/freecal/hashcal and my web site at HHHinChicago.com Visitors
and new hashers (virgins), we start meeting at the listed times and
start hashing a half hour later. Time for a quick beer. Anyone want off this list,email Horn-E at H3HornEH3@aol.com and it will be done.
New
hashers or visitors, because of the virus and lock down, many hashes
are back yards or parks. Outside. Be prepared for the current weather.
We occasionally charge up to $10 for hash cash, and/or BYOB. Hash cash
money usually goes entirely to beer, but might include costs for food.
HARES: Please get your locations updated ASAP but at least a week to 10
days in advance so we can publish them. Helps attendance. Hashing
has always been open to anyone. Hares: If you can't invite all hashers
to "your" hash, perhaps you should postpone "your" hash to when you can.
Simply put, if you can't invite all, don't invite any. These are "our"
hashes and should be open to all at all times. If you don't know how to
make this work, ask us. X Wed, Jun 29, 2022, 7:00pm The WhiskeyWednesday Hash. Brother Incisor will hare from Deliliahs at 2771 N. Lincoln. X Thu, Jun 30, 2022, 7:00PM, The Thirstday Hash. Sanding Ovation will hare from Lakeview Playground Park as 1300 W. Wolfram, $10 Hash Cash. ThirstdayH3.com x Fri,
Jun 31, 2022, 7:00pm, The First Crack of the Moon Hash. Meat
Inside Her will hare from Sullys Place at Blackhawk and Dayton, Just
south of the North and Clybourn Red Line Stop. Parking is tough.
Remember, this is the Black
Socks Hash. $6 Hash Cash X Sun, Jul 3, 2022, 2:00pm, The Chicago Hash.
Lifa will hare from Its Too Soft's roof deck at 933 W. Wolfram. Around
back. Be sure to thank him for opening up his roof deck to the hash on
this rush basis. $10 Hash Cash. ChicagoHash.com X Tue, Jul 5, 2022, 6:30pm, out at 7:00pm sharp, The 4X2H4 Hash, Berts Special Friend will hare out of Aberdeen & Arthington, a park, and near the Field House. X The Tale of the TrailX Thu. Jun 23, 2022. The Thirstday Hash,
Just James and Garmin laid trail from Brands park for 13 hounds. Yeah,
another sausage fest. And within about two blocks they had their first
screw up. They missed a Check mark and people came to a corner and just
kept going straight. The pack finally returned when they ran out of
marks on a long two block stretch, WTF. But trail was found to the west
and we were soon off and running agin. And some of us in the back
drifted further and further back while they front raced on and O. There
were a few loops close enough for a short cut, but by then we were
stretched out enough that we never saw those way in front. But trail was
a big counterclockwise loop and eventually back to Belmont where the
pack was hiding just over a wall and drinking beer. And three hounds
actually came in after me. WTF. Then we walked back to the start where
we held a very short circle and then SnatchSquatch then led us in a
naming. That that one was fun and Just James was namedasdjkfg hell, I
can't read my own writing. That lemon aid is getting to strong. Anus
Contribution. Maybe. On Out n X Mon,
Jun 27, 2022, The Chicago Hash.
Happy Ass Grabber will hare from Park 574 and we had 12 hounds
including a Harriet Virgin and a visitor virgin. Scent Of A Man is in
town with his son and he ran with us. Then got lost or at least we
thought he was lost. Damn, you take your kid a thousand miles away,
throw him into a big city get toe and damn if he still finds his way
back. Hey, he might grow up into a hell of a hasher. Anyway I believe
the Harriett was Just Katy, but you know I can't hear and I didn't get a
chance to talk to her. Yeah, a pretty single lady. No way they are
going to let this dirty old man meet her. And as for SOAM the Younger, I
also didn't get a chance to meet him. I believe I heard Just Ron. How
about Run Ron Run. Now for the trail. Just after they took off, I
arrived and saw the sweep heading west with Scent Of A Man. I caught up
and he grabbed my shag bag and pointed us in the direction of a short
cut. And we missed the urban farm. Sheep, goats, chickens and a donkey
and an elephant. Wait, those last two were political signs. Then a back
check that would lead to a foot bridge over the highway. Would have been
great but Horn-E and Stiffy 4 Stiffies headed straight there. Anyway we
quickly regrouped and the FRBs ran by and into waist deep shiggy. Nasty
weeds and such for a couple of hundred yards. Then the hare directed us
into another short cut and he didn't remember where he laid trail. And
Lower Wackoff got caught on the first Check and was way behind and in
need of these short cuts. But we ran on and eventualy regrouped. Then
more nasty shiggy and tracks and such around this hill we have run up
way in the past. Coming out of this we headed south to something street
about 11teenth south. Again he wanted to give us a short cut, but we
decided to follow trail, Bad mistake. He pointed us south and for two
blocks we were good. Then a turn across the street and west that went no
where. So I headed south and got as fat as 15teenth St. and no marks.
Now I'm way behind and heading back to 11teenth St and that short cut so
I can catch up. Somewhat. This headed west and into a park. People
everywhere hanging out around parked cars. But no beer stop. So I ran
around the car blocking the path and through the smell of strong weed
and on into the park. Finally heading north, a few cars suddenly drove
up and almost blocked that path and guys piled out of the cars. I run on
through as I'm trying to blaze a trail through this trail for the
following Chief Runs On Club Foot. The Scent Of A Man. We finally get
through the park and start walking together. Probably/possibly dead
fucking last. We walk on and on and over the expressway and further
north and suddenly I see an angled street. Hey, Happy Ass Grabber lives
near here. And trail goes straight to his house where Lifa and Happy Ass
Grabber were just coming out wondering where the hell we were. His son
is missing and so is Lower Wackoff. So Happy Ass Grabber and Scent of a
Man get into a car and franticly ride out looking for One Lost Son Run Ron Run of
a Scent Of A Man. And Lower Wackoff just arrives in time for a
beer/roady and we all head back to the start. And right after we take
off, Ball Cock Dumper runs into One Lost SonRun Ron Run of a Scent Of A Man. All is good and we are all in. Except now the hare and Chief Runs On Club Foot
are riding off into the sunset or something like that as they drive all
over the area. And no cell connection available. Hell, we finally got
through to them and they came in and got their due in down downs in the
circle. And then all was good and some headed to a bar and some headed
home to howl at the moon at another hash. And I swear it is all truth.
On Out. x Swing Low and On ON Horn-E