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THE NEXT BUSHMAN HASH IS
SAT AUG 19, 2017, 2PM, THE BUSHMAN HASH #147. All woods all the time. Horn-E will lay trail from Lechowicz
Woods at Indian Rd and Central. to get there take the CTA Blue line or
various bus routes to Jefferson Park and then a Central bus north to
Indian Rd. Or the Red Line to Berwyn and take the Peterson Bus to the
end of the line and walk south over the river to Indian Rd. Ladies, you know the rules. We are a men's hash, but you are welcome if you have the balls. If not, I will provide a pair of golf balls in a sock for you to wear. And you will be given a special bandanna for doing so. We'd love to have you join us. Please let me know if you are cuming so I can provide enough beer. Still only $5 WWW.HHHinChicago.com
Please note that I do try to get everything as accurate as possible. Mistakes
happen. Pick a hash you'd like to do and verify the data at the listed
links. We can't account for dicey information or last minute changes.
This is only a guide and the host hash's web site should be the ultimate
authority. I Also, I don't list hashes that move to another hashes date
unless they both agree to the move. Let me know at H3HornEH3@aol.com of any corrections and I'll try to get them corrected at the next posting and at HHHinChicago.com. Thanks.
I
just had my computers upgraded and suddenly I can't add the usual
calendar with a simple cut and paste as before. Don't you just love it
when the asshole geeks upgrade things to make them better and only make
then worse. Anyhow, the calendar will still be updated as often as I get the word, and can be viewed at http://www.brownbearsw.com/freecal/hashcal Here you can view many months in advance. Hares checking on haring for your birthday. Check it out. Visitors
looking at a potential visit to Chicago, check out the potential
hashing dates during your visit. Remember, changes happen, added hashes,
dropped hashes, changed dates and changed locations. We are only 95%
accurate and complete do to circumstances often beyond our control. Always verify at the individual web site posted or click able on the calendar dates. And verify again
just before the date. I can only work with what I get from them on a
weekly basis. Facebook might also have more or different information. Meanwhile I'll try to find a way around this shit.
Last Week
We started out the weekon Mon. with a CH3 Hash set by Rusty Grundle and Just Chris out of Danny's Tap Room. We had one virgin, Just Josie, and 9 other hounds an this hash. Yes, just ten on a beautiful night. Mostly decently laid there were a few spots where the pack might not have had much trouble finding marks, but alone, I can only say that they weren't always in the spots where we might look first and add to that at least two times where someone swept and pointed marks in the wrong direction. A wrong mark is worse the no mark at all.
The next hash was a Chicago Full Moon Hash set by Snotcho Mama on Tue out of Emmitts. We had five hounds on trail and wound down to Fulton Marker and towards the Merchandise Mart before ending in an alley a block away for a long beer stop and circle. We really got split up and were all over the place before regrouping, by accident or providence, about a half mile from the finish.
Thu had our third hash of the week, a Thirstday Hash out of Sofo set by The Dark Kunt and Silent But Deadly. This was the annual Toga Hash. I missed it, but for an annual event, I heard we only had less then 20 hounds on trail.
Sat was the annual Around the World in Eighty Beers Hash set for the Big Dog Hash by Berts Special Friend and W Jew 40. Perfect weather. 7 beer stops along trail and 80 beers from around the world to sample. Much expense and setting up 7 beer stops and we should have had another great turnout. Instead there were only 6 hounds. With the hares, that would be ten beers a piece. After a beer, we finally took off at 3pm. It took 20 minutes to find the first check. By then we lost Pearl Vision. Actually she ranged far enough and found later trail and went on to stops four and five by herself. Eventually while drinking a beer a virgin came running along and she snagged him with a cold beer. Just John joined us for the rest of the trail. Meanwhile the other five ran all around the picnic areas of La Bagh Woods and eventually found the first beer stop in a cove of trees in the middle of the park, a hundred feet from the start. And the second beer stop was fifty feet later. After this we lost Fetus Envy who had to leave. We then ran on to some good deep woods running and finally came to Beer stop number three. Shortly after we left there, we ran into Pearl vision and Just John. By now we were dragging a bit and the fourth and fifth beer stops came right away and much standing around in the woods. Stop number six was missed, along the river, as a mark got wiped out. Another hundred yards and we gathered in a clearing for stop number seven and a circle. Good time, but we should have had a crowd.
Sun was a Second City Hash and Fetus Envy said he was haring from Just Jess's house. Missed it. But another beautiful day for hashing.