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THE NEXT BUSHMAN HASH IS
SAT AUG 19, 2017, 2PM, THE BUSHMAN HASH #147. All woods all the time. Horn-E will lay trail from Lechowicz Woods at Indian Rd and Central. to get there take the CTA Blue line or various bus routes to Jefferson Park and then a Central bus north to Indian Rd. Or the Red Line to Berwyn and take the Peterson Bus to the end of the line and walk south over the river to Indian Rd. Ladies, you know the rules. We are a men's hash, but you are welcome if you have the balls. If not, I will provide a pair of golf balls in a sock for you to wear. And you will be given a special bandanna for doing so. We'd love to have you join us.  Please let me know if you are cuming so I can provide enough beer. Still only $5  WWW.HHHinChicago.com
Please note that I do try to get everything as accurate as possible. Mistakes happen. Pick a hash you'd like to do and verify the data at the listed links. We can't account for dicey information or last minute changes. This is only a guide and the host hash's web site should be the ultimate authority. I Also, I don't list hashes that move to another hashes date unless they both agree to the move. Let me know at H3HornEH3@aol.com of any corrections and I'll try to get them corrected at the next posting and at HHHinChicago.com. Thanks.

I just had my computers upgraded and suddenly I can't add the usual calendar with a simple cut and paste as before. Don't you just love it when the asshole geeks upgrade things to make them better and only make then worse.  Anyhow, the calendar will still be updated as often as I get the word, and can be viewed at http://www.brownbearsw.com/freecal/hashcal  Here you can view many months in advance. Hares checking on haring for your birthday. Check it out. Visitors looking at a potential visit to Chicago, check out the potential hashing dates during your visit. Remember, changes happen, added hashes, dropped hashes, changed dates and changed locations. We are only 95% accurate and complete do to circumstances often beyond our control. Always verify at the individual web site posted or click able on the calendar dates. And verify again just before the date. I can only work with what I get from them on a weekly basis. Facebook might also have more or different information. Meanwhile I'll try to find a way around this shit.

Next Week
Mon Jul 17, 2017, 7pm, The Chicago Hash ????? will be haring from Chipp Inn at 832 N. Greenview. This will be Blumpin Spice Latte's farewell hash. She is moving to S. Korea in the nuclear range target zone to teach English. She should have practiced teaching English on Fetus Envy. Anyhow, let's give her a good send off.  $8 Hash Cash. http://www.chicagohash.com/
Thu, Jul 13, 2017, 7pm The Thirstday Hash,  Slippery Fingers and Fire In The Hole will be haring an A to B hash from Whirlaway Lounge at 3224 W. Fullerton. Oh, no. Not another. Be prepared. $8 Nash Cash. www,ChicagoTH3.com/ 
Sat Jul 22, 2017, 2pm, The Chicago Hash The POP Tarts or the ladies of POP will hare the anal Power of The Pussy Hash from O'Donnell's at 4500 N. Elston. Lots of fun, frou frou drinks, hot ladies, games, maybe even beer, and money. $? Hash Cash. http://www.chicagohash.com/
Sun Jul 23, 2017, ?pm, The Chicago Hash A POP Hangover Hash set by ????? from????? $? Hash Cash. http://www.chicagohash.com/

Tue Jun 26, 2017, 7PM, The First Crack of the Moon Hash #239  Lower Wackoff will hare from Yackoo's at 6636 W, Albion, just northwest of Devon and Milwaukee. A fun little neighborhood bar with some woods hashing at night.  Remember, this is the black socks hash. Haberdash always available. Hash Cash $5. www.HHHinChicago.com

Some more upcoming hashes
Wed Jul 26, 2017, 7pm, The Whiskey Wednesday Hash. ????? will hare from ?????. $0 hash cash. Pay as you go. http://www.whiskeywednesdayhash.org/
Sun, Jul 30, 2017, The Second City Hash. 2PM Little Trojan Annie and Totally Anal will hare from 14755 Eagle Ridge Dr in Homer Glen
Sun Aug 6, or Mon Aug 7 or Tue Aug 8, 2017, 7pm. THE CHICAGO FULL MOON HASH, #352, We need a volunteer now. Please step up and hare from ????? This is the BLACK SOCKS Hash. Haberdash will be available. $5 Hash Cash and then we pass the hat. www.HHHinChicago.com
Tue Aug 8, 2017, 6.30pm The 4X2 Hash ????? will set trail from ?????. $2 Hash Cash. www.4X2H4.org
Sat Aug 12, 2017, 2pm, The Big Dog Hash. W Jew 40 and Berts Special Friend  will set a Around the World in Eighty Beers Hash from La Bagh Woods. $6 Hash Cash. www.chicagohash.com
Sat Aug 19, 2017, 2PM, The Bushman Hash #147 ASSAT AUG 19, 2017, 2PM, THE BUSHMAN HASH #147All woods all the time. Horn-E will lay trail from Lechowicz Woods at Indian Rd and Central. to get there take the CTA Blue line or various bus routes to Jefferson Park and then a Central bus north to Indian Rd. Or the Red Line to Berwyn and take the Peterson Bus to the end of the line and walk south over the river to Indian Rd. Ladies, you know the rules. We are a men's hash, but you are welcome if you have the balls. If not, I will provide a pair of golf balls in a sock for you to wear. And you will be given a special bandanna for doing so. We'd love to have you join us.  Please let me know if you are cuming so I can provide enough beer. Still only $5  WWW.HHHinChicago.com
LAST WEEK

On Mon we had a CH3 Hash from Dannys Tap Room, an A to B affair set by USS Cunonmyface with 13 hounds on trail and we almost died in the heat. And we only lost one. Unfortunately a virgin. We ended up over a mile away at Bailystok, the home of the Polish constitution Day Hash.
Tue had a 4X2H3 Hash set by Snotcho Mama from Monks Pub with three hounds. Not to hard to find most of the time and every time I fell behind, the other two got caught at a Check that they found just as I arrived. We ended up behind the Merchandise Mart for our circle where we met a couple who saw marks while skate boarding and followed the hare to the finish and beat us in. They paid their two bucks and joined us. Who knows, they might return.
Thu had a TH3 hash from Redmonds with SnatchSquatch and Furry Spice setting the anal Running of the Bulls hash. Turned into a real cluster fuck as we ran around the Wrigley area. Someone washed out a turn mark coming out of an alley after a check. And I never saw any marks in the area after that and apparently, neither did the main pack if there was one left. I had found a short cut to that check but went the wrong way and by the time I got back, everyone was gone. I eventually found a mark, but it was one arrow on a False trail and there wasn't any after that. That is where I finally met up with Hobo Piss, one of the bulls. And he never came after me, one of the Spaniards as at that point we just wanted to find trail. We wandered and eventually found the whole trail after that and struggled to keep together. He would run ahead, screw up a check and I would catch him only to repeat to the finish. Biggest joke of the night was a group of five in the room during circle penned a letter to the bar tender complaining about us. Not our dirty songs and other outrageousness. They were offended by our use of the word retard and couldn't even spell it right. The bar tender loved it and so did her manager. So WTF. Complain to YELP under hashers.

Sat was a Bushman Hash set by Horn-E for a small group of seven hounds (3 more came later). With the previous weeks rains I expected mud and water, but it was dry. Those forests really act like a sponge. The woods were over grown in the beginning as trail went through a field of tall prairie grasses that used to have a trail through it. If I didn't know where the trail used to be, we might still be out there. That part was laid in TP Then it was trail running until we got to this grove of trees with low ground cover and a good spot to twist the trail back and forth until we finally got out going through the briers. Then some more trail running to a check by a branch in the path. Went right and laid a nice False. Then returned to continue straight on the path only to find that the path suddenly hit water. DEEEEP water. The river was swollen from heavy rains in Wisconsin. At this point the river is normally a few feet below its river banks. Then there is a fifty to hundred foot section of low land and a twenty foot hill to the upper level forest. The river had risen to the point were it was just overflowing that hill, well over twenty feet above flood stage. So trail just wound along the flood zone giving the pack a view of the floods and wondering where the river actually was. Finally the last hill and the beer by Irving Park and a water Pump. This water pump is used year around by people who show up with all sorts of gallon and 25 gallon jugs to fill up with unadulterated water. It does taste good too. While drinking beer, suddenly three more hashers came running in, They arrived late and did the whole trail. After a bit of grilling and hanging out until there was only the three original Bushman left. Weather perfect, Great day of hashing.

Sun was a Second City Hash set by Hooch B4 Cooch at Cherry Hill Forest Preserve. We had 16 hounds on trail and off we went around a big field and into the woods. I think we started loosing the pack here, although it was well marked, some marks were to close and might have skipped trail here and there. Eventually I found myself in the back with False Advertising, Mr. Pooping Pants and W Jew 40 as the main pack left us behind. But we found trail and ran the ravines and climbed up 2,372 steps to the top of the freaking mountain and then back down in back. Aronnd here I managed to pick a Split correctly and was off running in some fun woods and finally down a long gravel road without falling. Back into woods and a nice bit of trail running until I emerged at the starting field and ran in. Only Grateful Dick was there. I thought I was near last. He missed some trail and eventually another pack of four arrived. They actually came in, grabbed a beer and went back out looking for trail they missed. Eventually we all got in and found a shady tree and some tables for a laid back circle and some grilling and snacks.
This is the Monthly hashes joint Hareline. This is just an attempt to draw attention to the monthly hashes and not about detracting from the weeklies whose weekly schedule gives them more then enough attention and they would overwhelm this list. Hares in bold, full schedule colorized for that hash when a location is finalized. Look for your birthday or other special occasion and sign up with the various hare raisers. Then get a location, sooner rather then later. Berts Special Friend for the Chicago Full Moon Hash, Son Of Spam for the First Crack of the Moon Hash, Little Trojan Annie for the Second City Hash. Lifa for the Big Dog Hash, Little Trojan Annie for The Rag Time Hash. Snotcho Mama for Whiskey Wed and 4X2H3 hashes.

Volunteer Now
Tue 11    4X2H4, Snotcho Mama @ Monks Pub @ 205 W. Lake st
Sat 15     Bushman Hash, Horn-E @ Cumberland & Irving Park
Sun 23    Second City Hash, Hooch B4 Cooch @ Cherry Hill Woods
Sun 24    
First Crack of the Moon Hash #239, ????? @ ?????  OR
Mon 25   
First Crack of the Moon Hash #239 ????? @ ?????  OR
Tue 26    First Crack of the Moon Hash #239, ????? @ ?????

Wed 26   Whiskey Wednesday Hash, ????? @ ?????
AUG
Sun 6     Second City Hash, ????? @ ?????
Sun 6      Chicago Full Moon Hash #352, ????? @ ?????  OR
Mon 7
   
Chicago Full Moon Hash #352, ????? @ ?????  OR
Tue 8      Chicago Full Moon Hash #352,
????? @ ?????

Tue 8      4X2H4, Aug 1, ????? @ ?????
Sat 12     Big Dog Hash, W Jew 40 @ ?????

Sat 19     Bushman Hash, Horn-E @ ????? @ ?????
Sun 20    Second City Hash, ????? @ ?????
Tue 22     First Crack of the Moon Hash #240, ????? @ ?????  OR
Wed 23   
First Crack of the Moon Hash #240, ????? @ ?????  OR
Thu 24     First Crack of the Moon Hash #240, ????? @ ?????

Wed 30   Whiskey Wednesday Hash, Aug 30 Whiskey Dickup @ ?????
SEP
Sun 3     Second City Hash, ????? @ ?????
Tue 5     4X2H4, ????? @ ?????

Tue 5     
Chicago Full Moon Hash #352, ????? @ ?????  OR
W
ed 6   
Chicago Full Moon Hash #352, ????? @ ?????  OR
Thu 7     Chicago Full Moon Hash #352,
????? @ ?????

Sat 9      Big Dog Hash, ????? @ ?????
Sun 17    Second City Hash, ????? @ ?????
Sat 16    Bushman Hash, Horn-E @ ????? @ ?????
Thu 21   
First Crack of the Moon Hash #241, ????? @ ?????  OR
Fri 22    
First Crack of the Moon Hash #241, ????? @ ?????  OR
Sat 23    First Crack of the Moon Hash #241, ????? @ ?????

Wed 27   Whiskey Wednesday Hash, Snotcho Mama @ ?????
OCT
Sun 1     Second City Hash, ????? @ ?????
Tue 3     4X2H4, ????? @ ?????

Wed 4    Chicago Full Moon Hash #353, ????? @ ?????  OR
Thu 5
    
Chicago Full Moon Hash #353, ????? @ ?????  OR
Fri 6       Chicago Full Moon Hash #353,
????? @ ?????

Sat 14    Big Dog Hash, The Gas Stop Bob @ ?????

Sun 15    Second City Hash, ????? @ ?????
Fri 20      First Crack of the Moon Hash #242, ????? @ ?????  OR
Sat 21    
First Crack of the Moon Hash #242, ????? @ ?????  OR
Sun 28    First Crack of the Moon Hash #242, ????? @ ?????
Sat 21     Bushman Hash, Horn-E @ Edge Brook Woods @ Near Central and Caldwell
Wed 25   Whiskey Wednesday Hash, Son Of Spam & The Foam Queen @ ?????
Sun 29    Second City Hash, ????? @ ?????
NOV
Fri 3       Chicago Full Moon Hash #354, ????? @ ?????  OR
Sat 4
   
Chicago Full Moon Hash #354, ????? @ ?????  OR
Sun 5     Chicago Full Moon Hash #354,
????? @ ?????

Tue 7     4X2H4, ????? @ ?????

Sat 11    Big Dog Hash, SnatchSquatch @ ?????
Sat 18    Bushman Hash, Horn-E @ ????? @ ?????
Sun 19   
First Crack of the Moon Hash #243, ????? @ ?????  OR
Mon 20  
First Crack of the Moon Hash #243, ????? @ ?????  OR
Tue 21    First Crack of the Moon Hash #243, ????? @ ?????

Wed 29  Whiskey Wednesday Hash, Nov 29 ????? @ ?????
DEC
Sat 2     Chicago Full Moon Hash #355, ????? @ ?????  OR
Sun 3
  
Chicago Full Moon Hash #355, ????? @ ?????  OR
Mon 4    Chicago Full Moon Hash #355,
????? @ ?????

Tue 5     4X2H4, ????? @ ?????

Sat 9      Big Dog Hash, ????? @ ?????
Sat 16    Bushman Hash, Horn-E @ ????? @ ?????
Tue 19   
First Crack of the Moon Hash #244, ????? @ ?????  OR
Wed 20  
First Crack of the Moon Hash #244, ????? @ ?????  OR
Thu 21    First Crack of the Moon Hash #244, ????? @ ?????

Wed 27   Whiskey Wednesday Hash, ????? @ ?????
JAN
Sat 13    Big Dog Hash, Jan 13, Horn-E & ????? @ The 8 Beer Stop Hash #14, Catherine Chevalier Woods
Sat 20    Bushman Hash, Horn-E @ ????? @ ?????
 
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