HHHi HHHashers:
See my calendar at www.brownbearsw.com/freecal/hashcal and my web site at HHHinChicago.com
Visitors and new hashers
(virgins), we start meeting at the listed
times and start hashing a half hour later. Time for a quick beer.
Anyone
want off this list, email Horn-E at H3HornEH3 and it will be done.
New
hashers or visitors, because of the virus and lock down, many hashes
are back yards or parks. Outside. Be prepared for the cold. We charge
$0, $5 or $6 for hash cash sometimes, and/or BYOB. Hash cash money goes
to beer. HARES: Please get your locations updated ASAP but at least a
week to 10 days in advance so we can publish them. Helps attendance.
XThu May 6, 2021, 7:00pm The Thirstday Hash. SnatchSquatch will lay trail from Horner Park, California and Montrose, behind the Field House. Hash Cash $? or BYOB ThirstdayH3.com
xSat, May 8, 2021, 2:00pm, The Big Dog Hash. False Advertising will lay a woods trail from the Forest Preserve at 4811 S. Harlem. Hash Cash $? or BYOB bigdogh3.synthasite.comx
Sun, May 9, 2021, 2:00pm, Chicago Hash. Puff
The Magic Tampon and Bottom Wrangler will lay trail from the parking
lot at 4600 N. Lake Shore Drive. This is just east of the Outer Drive
and North of Montrose. $0 or BYOB Hash Cash ChicagoHash.com
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Tue. May 11, 2021, 7:00pm, The First Crack of the Moon Hash #282. Lower Wackoff will lay trail from Peterson Park at 5800 N. Central Park at the Field House. This is the black socks hash. $0 or BYOB Hash Cash
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The Tale of the Trailx
Wed Apr 28, 2021, The Whiskey Wednesday Hash. Dickens
Cider and Meat Inside Her laid a really Shitty trail from Union Park.
Rain was eminent, but never showed until we left. But only six hounds
showed. Bimbos, where are you? This was definitely a bimbo friendly
trail. Really. Well marked, except when the marks were hidden in
shadows, and nice safe streets, except when we ran through dark dingy
alleys. And there were all of those bridges, river crossings, track
crossings and expressway crossings. Trail headed north and east and in
short order Stiffy 4 Stiffies and Garmin ran away with the trail and
from us. Lifa was somewhere in the middle and last seen at our first
track crossing. Here I was able to short cut Lower Wackoff from a circle
jerk and then I ended up following him most of the way. We crossed the
Ogden bridge and I stopped to take off an extra shirt. Then I took after
Lower Wackoff again and two blocks later I realized I left my hat back
where I took off my shirt. Turning around, there was Castration
Sensation following and I never saw him again. Retrieving my hat I
returned to the chase and the trail finally headed south and west and I
missed a few marks but finally came up to the tracks and there was Lower
Wackoff coming back to a Split. We sort of ran in together, with me
mostly following and we kept missing marks in shadows and finally made
it On In. Horn-E, definitely DFL. But we had a short sweet circle with
some of Dickens Cider's sweets to eat. No, not that. All was good and On
home.
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Sun, May 2, 2021, Chicago Hash. Just
Brad and Cockholm Syndrome set a trail from Humboldt Park, mini Cubs
Park. Late again I took off after the pack of 13 other hounds and into
city Streets. Why did we come to a park if all we were going to do was
run city streets and alleys? A quick circle Jerk and then a Check. The
only person in sight was Menage A Twat coming back from a False Trail.
If we crossed the street we'd have been On. But instead it was a long
block west and return. Then east and return. Finally crossing that
street and I'm on and Menage A Twat fell behind as I ran on. North to
the 606 and then east. Running alleys and streets in a clockwise
direction around the park. Finally about two blocks south of North and
trail went East and entered the park and I managed to see Lower Wackoff
and Back Door Bizzel
working unmarked Splits together. I caught up just after a Check as
they went in separate directions. We all struggled on this for a while
before I returned to the direction Lower Wackoff originally took off on.
And I had to run a real long way before finding the first arrow. And
soon we were back On trail. We crossed Humboldt and through some actual
real shiggy and a Split. I went right, right, but missed the next arrow.
Upon returning I saw that hidden arrow and took a short cut across the
grass to where I had just returned from. Meanwhile Lower Wackoff and
Back Door Bizzle found the true trail, a circle jerk and at the same
time I found the exit from the circle jerk. This led straight west and
into city streets and the finish and they came in about 5 minutes later.
Good circle and then we did a naming for the hare, Just Brad. Many
shitty names were proposed and finally a shitty name was selected and
forever more he will be known as Sharti B. Watch out for who you like.
We had two visitors, a returning Chip N Dale from Colorado and from Las
Vegas, Just Michelle, who knew my old friend from LV, Hunka Hunka
Burning Shit. Beautiful day in the 80s. x
Tue,
May 4, 2021, The 4X2 Hash.
Son Of Spam and Back Door Bizzel hared from Belden and Oakley in
the park. This is the latest migration of the Polish Constitution Day
Hash, and the first one without its creator laying the trail, the 69
Cent Man. Without elaborating, he is on a first name bases with half the
doctors and nurses at the VA over the last 3/4th of a year. And not
done yet. But he did show up at the beer stop and joined us in circle. Looking
good if not his old self. Welcome and good luck going forward. Always
welcome in circle. As for trail, there were a dozen and we took off to
the south. At Fullerton we had a Triple Split found to the south and I
was able to call out for Meat Inside Her as we found trail. As we went
down one side street I caught my toe on one of those gas pipes sticking
out of the ground. Always high enough to trip you. It tripped me and
bang, I was down. Banged my left thigh right where I keep my wallet.
Main pain. As I type this I an still sitting with an ice pack on my
thigh. No visible, but some internal bruising, like I had been hit with a
mallet. So, from there, four blocks into trail, I tried to run in pain.
I wanted to keep the blood flowing to reduce swelling and stiffening.
Don't know if it helped, but I'll live to hash tomorrow. So I caught up
to Castration Sensation and sort of followed him to the beer stop
another two miles on. Meat Inside Her quickly caught us and passed us.
Shortly after catching him I noticed my fingers were sticking together.
Dried blood. It turns out the tip of my right hand fore finger is gashed
which makes typing all of this a bitch. Anyway, somehow we were ahead
of Lower Wackoff who never quits despite some wrong marks and such. At
the beer stop, we met the 69 Cent Man. From there I short cut back but
wanted too keep moving that leg to keep swelling down and no locking up.
Finally made it in, DFL. Son Of Spam cooked up some great Polish
Sausage and Lower Wackoff led the circle. And all was good. Now to get
home and a night of ice packs.
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