Check calendar at https://www.brownbearsw.com/freecal/HashCal nd my site at HHHinChicago.com.
Visitors and new hashers
(virgins), we start meeting at the listed
times and start hashing a half hour later. Time for a quick beer.Anyone
want off this list, email Horn-E at H3HornEH3 and it will be done.
This Week: I can't be held responsible
for last minute changes. If you see something you might like to do, always verify at their web site for last minute changes or confirm with the hare.
Lifa has been complaining about no snow on the last
two snow hashes he's laid. Well, we will have snow and more snow through
the weekend. Slippery under the snow and fresh snow for each hash. And
colder. Dress warm and come on out and have some fun.
Thu. Jan. 17, 2019, 7:00pm, The Thirstday Hash. Soul Taco will hare from Beaumonts at 2020 N. Halsted. $1 beer night $2 Craft beers. Fresh snow. $10 Hash cash. ThirstdayH3.com
Sat. Jan 19, 2019, 2:00pm, The Bushman Hash.
Horn-E will hare from La Bagh Woods just north east of Cicero &
Foster, enter on Cicero just north of Foster, over the bridge go left to
the shelter. Snow expected all day and single digits late at night. Be
prepared. Hopefully circle will be in deep woods out of the wind. $5
Hash Cash. HHHinChicago.com
Sun, Jan 20, 2019, The Chicago Hash. Stab 'em
& Slab 'em, Lifa & The Reverend Shut The Fuck Up will hare from.
6530 S. University for the annual Snow Hash and there will be snow. It
will be cold, but there is usually some good hot grub at the finish and
maybe some home brew. $10 Hash Cash, ChicagoHash.com
There is supposed to be a Moon Hash somewhere this weekend, but I have had no notice of a hare or location. Maybe Monday night.
The Winter Campout, Feb 16, 2019. Sign up with Horn-E, $10. Outdoors woods hashing and indoor camping, party, etc.
Who's coming: Horn-EHorn-E bringing Chili, Eat My Pussy, Mommy's Little
Accident, Lower Wackoff, False Advertising, Grateful Dick, Son Of Spam.
,
Eat My Pussy, Mommys Little Accident, Lower Wackoff, False Advertising,
Zone 2, Grateful Dick, Son Of Spam, Meat Inside Her, Berts Special
Friend, Hooch B4 Cooch, Soul Taco, Cock Whisperer, Rusty Grundel, Cums
On All Bases, Glory Hole, Cumma Slutra. If I missed you name, let ne
know. We can sleep a lot more.
Horn-E bringing Chili, Eat My Pussy, Mommy's Little
Accident, Lower Wackoff, False Advertising, Grateful Dick, Son Of Spam.
Tales of the Trail:
On Thu, Jan 10, 2019 we had a Thirstday Hash set by
our outgoing GM, Menstrual Casserole from Miskas, a TH3 favorite. We
had 20 hounds on trail and were soon off and running. I left the Pied
Piper in my dust in the first few blocks as we headed north and
eventually to the east. Or course the rest of the pack left me in their
dust just as fast. I managed to catch them at Addison and Lincoln where
they were struggling at a Check. But it was soon found to the south and
eventually south on Lincoln. Again they left me in their dust and at a
left turn I went straight thinking I need to catch up. At Lincoln and
Belmont, I found no Check. Damn. Am I lost again. I went one more block
south on Ashland and there was Silent But Deadly flying by and soon
followed by Khal Drunko the Turd. I followed and after briefly losing
them I found about five hounds and the hare at a shot stop. I eventually
moved on walking and eventually running and the pack was soon catching
up and we all arrived at Damen and Diversey for a Check. After going off
on a False Trail we were returning and I followed Silent But Deadly
into the old projects. We ran into Lifa and Its Too Soft and they had a
mark. We headed north and were soon on, but there was no one else in
sight to call out to. Well, again I got left in the dust and came to a
Check at Clybourn and they were gone. I headed east and was soon on
marks, but again, no one in sight. The next Check was in a park and it
was marked BN. Furry Spice was just arriving from another direction and
we took off to the North and East. I got lucky and found a Split heading
into an alley and I was soon off to the races. Furry Spice was soon
right behind me as trail headed over to Damen and north on Damen across
Belmont and into a little park. Furry Spice caught me just as I reached
the beer. If you keep trying and pushing yourself and managed to get
positioned at the last few Checks, even a lost in the dust old man like
myself can manage to be FRB. Back at the bar we held a very long fun
circle and sent off Menstrual casserole in style. We wish her well.
Sat, Jan 19, 2019 was a Big Dog Hash, the
Annual 8 Beer Stop Hash set at Catherine Chevalier Woods by Horn-E and
Berts Special Friend for 14 hounds. It started snowing just as we
started out on trail. White flour on trees works and it did. Even white
TP in a prairie tied to tall weeds. What didn't work to well was the red
marks on the ground as they soon got covered with fresh snow of about
1.5 inches. And so at the finish of laying trail, Berts Special Friend
had to take off on trail and relay the red marks on the ground. But it
worked. Our first Check was at the river and sure enough we got the
whole pack heading south on a False where the trail usually went. This
was the first time we headed north. Under I 90 and the Blue Line and we
were into woods. Well, the usual character was soon up on a road and
paralleling the pack following trail in the woods. If you aren't going
to run in the woods, why are you out there. We soon ran by a cemetery
and across Higgins and then east. Finally we entered the woods again and
had out first beer stop. We found ourselves surrounded by water while
laying the trail and figured why not. Since beer stops are Checks, let
them find their way out of that mess. The Second one was up a tree and
Khal Drunko The Turd played monkey getting it down. Then we were in a
prairie for a Beer Stop in the middle of a Brier patch. Four had then
really lost until TampOn TampOff finally crawled into a log to retrieve
the beer. Five was a quick Beer Stop on the east side of East River Rd.
Then they were racing back across the street to number six in the hollow
of a tree. Seven was the nicest stop and about 12 hashers actually
gathered after the beer was found and just hung around in the trees and
out of the wind. What it is all about. The eighth beer stop was back
near the start and down a hill. Everyone seemed to gather here and then
head ON IN, We held a brief circle Big Dog style in a shelter, but the
winds were blowing and it got cold. Pearl Vision was freezing the most.
It was announced that we would head over to the usual bar in a high rise
and unfortunately only four hounds followed the hares for the official
On On On. But the food was good and many choices of beer to try.
On Sun, Jan 20, 2019, we had the Chicago Hash
set by Dick Hermonica and Just Gurjit from Celtic Crown for 12 hounds.
And besides myself eventually losing the pack, we almost also lost a
visitor from Montreal, Just In The Ass. We also had one virgin, Just
Ericka. Welcome. After a quick loop we headed west and over the river
for a Check in a park at the base of a hill. I was way behind already
and about to go left around the hill when I saw members of the pack to
the right and over towards California. So I went that way, and found
out we were on a Check and going no where. I finally found myself
checking to the south on the right side of the hill when the trail was
found on the left side of the hill. Damn. If I just kept going I would
have been way in front without even knowing we were at that Check. Well,
I could see some bright orange coats heading south and paralleled and
soon saw the last of then disappearing in the distance. I couldn't find
marks and ranged and was soon ON. No marks were swept, but I managed to
guess correctly at all Splits and Checks until I hit Irving Park. Way
behind, I decided to gamble and just head north on Lincoln and head for
the usual park where we usually hold beer stops. I was about to quit and
turned west only to see SnatchSquatch heading north and blowing his
whistle. A block later I was entering the park and about 3rd or 4th to
the beer stop. WTF. Sometimes you just get lucky. Back at the bar, Hooch
B4 Cooch held circle and after circle, there was still plenty of beer
left and we hung around socializing for a while.
After such low numbers over the last month and a
half or so, it was nice to have three bigger turnouts this week. Lets
keep it up. Get those locations in.
On On
Horn-E v
en a lost in the dust old man can on Damen. A block later trail entered a
park and I was leading and there was the hare and beer and lost in the
dust, Horn-E managed to come in first, like a tie with Furry Spice who
just caught me. If you keep trying, aHorn-E bringing Chili, Eat My
Pussy, Mommy's Little
Accident, Lower Wackoff, False Advertising, Grateful Dick, Son Of Spam.