Chicago Full Moon Hash

This week's hashes: Visitors and new hashers (virgins), we start meeting at the listed times and start hashing a half hour later. Time for a quick beer.

Thu, May 17, 2018, 7 pm. The Thirstday Hash. Antiques Load Show and One Fuck Chuck will set trail from Chuckie's Masterb----n Place at 1622 W. Farwell, not far from the Red Line or the Clark Bus. $10 Hash Cash. ChicagoTH3.com

Fri, May 18, 2018, 7pm. The First Crack of the Moon Hash. I think this is Hooch B4 Cooch haring and it is from Avondale Tap 3634 W. Belmont. It will be an A to B. Close by.  Bring I. D. or go back to Avondale Tap. $5 Hash Cash. HHHinChicago.com

Sat, May 19. 2018, 7pm The Bushman Hash. Horn-E will lay trail from Edgebrook Woods on Central just south of Caldwell. You can get there by taking a Central bus from the Jefferson Park Blue Line terminal and exit at the last stop before Caldwell, just over the river or take the Peterson Bus from the Bryn Mawr Red Line Stop to the end of the line, Walk south a block or so to the entrance. We meet near the end of the parking area. $5 Hash Cash. HHHinChicago.com

Mon. May 21, 2018, 7:00pm, The Chicago Hash. Dr Cockvorkian, Roofie Ragu, Feather, and Stiffy 4 Stiffies will hare. I heard it is from Wicker Park on Damen in Wicker Park. Probably A to B. Bring good running shoes and be prepared for a longer then usual hash. $10 Hash Cash. ChicagoHash.com

Thu, May 24, 2018, 7 pm. The Thirstday Hash. Dr. Cockvorkian and SnatchSquatch will lay trial from ????? $10 Hash Cash. ChicagoTH3.com
 
Sat. May 26, 2018, 2:00pm, The Chicago Hash. SnatchSquatch will lay trail from O'Donnells at 4500 N. Elston ChicagoHash.com

Sun. May 27, 2018, NOON, The Chicago Hash. Dr Cockvorkian will lay the Memorial Day Hash from Catherine Chevalier Woods at Bryn Mawr and East River Road. Massive circle and grilling to follow. Take the Blue Line to Cumberland, exit station escalators to the left, around Rotunda and down the hall to the steps down. head straight south to Bryn Mawr, through the parking garage. At Bryn Mawr, head right/west to the Forest Preserve and follow the parking lot to the end, almost. There is a big turnout for this. Here is a whose cuming list of names. ChicagoHash.com

Mon. May 28, 2018, Noon, The Chicago Hash. Its Too Soft and Palmolive These Dicks will lay trail from 933 W. Wolfram, Roof Deck. Food and long wet circle to follow. ChicagoHash.com

Tue May 29. 2018, 7pm. The Chicago Full Moon Hash. ????? will lay trail from ????? $5 Hash Cash. HHHinchicago.com

Wed May 30, 2018, 7pm. Whiskey Wednesday Hash. Hooch B4 Cooch will set trail from ????? $0 Hash cash. Pay as you go. http://www.whiskeywednesdayhash.org/

Thu, May 31, 2018, 7 pm. The Thirstday Hash. Pull My Pork and Just Colleen will set trail from ????? $10 Hash Cash. ChicagoTH3.comThu, May 24, 2018, 7 pm. The Thirstday Hash. Dr. Cockvorkian and SnatchSquatch will lay trial from ????? $10 Hash Cash. ChicagoTH3.coMay 24, 2018, 7 pm. The Thirstday Hash. Dr. Cockvorkian and SnatchSquatch will lay trial from ????? $10 Hash Cash. ChicagoTH3.comThu, May 24, 2018, 7 pm. The Thirstday Hash. Dr. Cockvorkian and SnatchSquatch will lay trial from ????? $10 Hash Cash. ChicagoTH3.com
Mon. May 28, 2018, Noon, The Chicago Hash. Its Too Soft and Palmolive These Dicks will lay trail from 933 W. Wolfram, Roof Deck. Food and long wet circle to follow. ChicagoHash.comTue, <ay 29
Last Week:
Last Week: Last Week: On Tue we had a pick up hash set by Lifa and Just Michael. We had eight hounds. Not bad for an impromptu hash, The hares ran us past about every beer stop we use in the area before holding in in a parking lot across the street from Double Bubble. We had one visitor, Screams Do Cum Thru from the Skull N Boner Hash in Conneticunt. She managed to keep Horn-E running most of the way, but they still almost came in last. 

Then on Thu, the Thirstday Hash was set by Lifa. Yes, again. this time from Rose's and another different beer stop as he ran us on a twisting trail and lost Horn-E. Yes, again. But we had a nice circle in the bar and the bar tender loves us. We also had 18 hounds on trail.

Then on Sat we had a Big Dog Hash thirteenth Analversary hash where it all started, Caldwell Woods. This time the hare was, yes again, Lifa. Is he trying to dominate Chicago Hashing. This time we had a surprising 8 hounds on trail. It started out like Noah was planning the trail. As I approached the area, the rain started. And it poured, wiping out the trail. But there was a field house and we all gathered there. Finally Lifa took off to relay the trail. Out in the woods we headed, only to get a quick Back Check. This led to some serious shiggy along the river and a Check near Milwaukee. The road, not the city. Horn-E guessed right and went left and somehow found trail and led the pack through three more Checks before the King Of Bedbugs took over and led us through some streets and alleys and doing all of the wrong ways on Splits until we came back to the woods. And there was Lifa, waiting with beer, right by the first Back Check. After the Beer Stop we headed for a pavilion where we froze through a short circle and some good brats, polish and burgers before finally giving up and leaving. Good time.

Okay, the next hash was on Mon. The Chicago Hash. I was told it would be USS Cum On My Face as the hare of our first CH3 Monday night trail from Redmonds.our first CH3 Monday night trail from Redmonds. our first Monday night hash of the year. Not. He never showed. Somehow we got three taking credit for haring. What did Menstrual Casserole do? Silent But Deadly meanwhile laid trail twice and when I arrived, it was a total washout. That's two hares that weren't leaving the bar. But Gay Dancer, our exulted Grand Master grabbed some chalk and went out to relay a total washed out trail. He had us wandering all over the place as we manged to run On and On for 55 minutes. And the winner was, Horn-E. Well, actually, the three of us, including Its Too Soft and Eat My Pussy, managed to mostly stay together, while taking turns leading the pack. And we arrived at the last Triple split almost together. Horn-E got to pick second and was on and so he came in first. BFD. And Its Too Soft actually left the Checks and Splits and found some on his own. But we managed a fun circle and we named the manager of Redmonds, COM, as in Cum On Monday. He plans to join us. On Monday. Now, where were the rest of the Chicago Hashers? We are on Monday nights now. When I joined hashing in prehistory, we used to get about 50 hounds for the first Monday night trail. Three? The rain stopped and the weather was great. Lets get out there.

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